Saturday NIGHT! Y A Y

10:21 PM
Well. No, I said Oh, it’s picking up all kind of stuff because we’re in a hotel. Yay. I got a car. I got it all. And I got the kids and we’re downloading games and it’s slow because probably everybody in the hotel is on the fucking Wi-Fi.

My daughter is in the bathroom. She has face masks. And Uh, my son, he is just hanging out and Rick and Morty is on. And it’s that episode where like there’s different multiple ones and I’ve never really watched the show.

But sometimes I guess it’s funny. It’s, I don’t know.

Is that still at 1%?

Hi.

Yeah, it is that sucks. The files that the data is not. I fucked up. We should have just played Neverwinter Nights. You would have got a kick out of that game because you could be a little person and run around.

What an amazing. You know what? You get when you die on a good day.

Yeah, when you download a new game. Haha Yeah, it does. That’s how it picks things up. Like that all the time like wrong. But yeah, we’re just hanging out, it’s Saturday night. We went and ate at the Persian restaurant and then we drove all the way back up to another city. And I got a captain and my son got a cap gun and he fired it off in the vehicle. And fired it off at the people, and Laser pointed. Nobody, A bald guys head. And laughed. And he’s still laughing.

Yeah, it’s probably because there’s a thousand people we were going to get 1 hotel. And we were so excited. Alright, and uh, I was like, Yay, 1 room, please, 2 beds and could you believe, would you believe? They were all booked up.

My daughter’s alive. It’s a wonderful thing. Did you use face masks?

Not yet. Okay, what about those Eye foams? Not yet. Well I see you put under your eyes. Yeah, I need those. Cuz look at my eyes. I need those. I should have died.

In me, I need them, too. That could be mine. We all need our

In the morning, there’s waffles. We have leftover Persian food, all of us. It was so much come back. I have spent.

Lots and lots of money, the car rental, the hotel, the food, the fun, the adventure. And tomorrow we are going to go probably get lottery tickets. I don’t care. Who wants to go lottery tickets? Tomorrow?

Me. My son raised his hand enthusiastically. My daughter said, maybe,

And that’s it, man. We’re just going to hang out. I’m on night shift, so like I’m up all night, and it’s funny.

I’ll probably fall asleep though at some point and then I’ll sleep again. When after I take Them home. Tomorrow evening.

Almost 3 months. Since I saw my kids. Is that accurate? Let’s see.

Yeah, because it was the first weekend in February the last time I saw them. I mean, it’s almost this is what. Next, this is the last weekend in April. So, you know next weekend would be 3 months. Let me also find an iPad under the bed. Yeah, they found a cracked on fucked up iPad. Uh, Under the bed and it powered up, but They got to figure out how to get into it, because there’s a

What a key code. A passcode. And uh, I mean, they’re going to take it home and play with it if we If they can, if not, they can smash it to bits. Because it’s Fucked up anyways, but it still works.

Sheets.

Bless you. I said

It’s still a 1%.

Damn, that’s got 80 some odd gigabytes to go. And it’s only downloaded 1

Yeah, maybe though, you know in an hour or 2, everybody will go to sleep and get off the fucking Wi-Fi.

I didn’t think about that. They want me to get off the Wi-Fi at all.

No, people use the shit out of it.

There’s a pool here. And there’s an exercise room, too.

To the pool to the gym.

My son wants to go to the gym. We’ll do that later.

Should have brought water and instead of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

Well, I didn’t figure and I don’t have much. I only have 2 of them, but I’m not getting back out. And we have all this Persian food and bread.

Are you okay?

It’s funny to watch TV. And they have commercials.

But, you know, I have YouTube.

And Julian. I mean my son, I’ve got to edit that out. He has these 2 cap guns. And he can just run around the halls firing them off and and scare everybody away.

It’s all most. It’s 10:30. Yeah. Pm. And you know what? I wish kind of That I would just order a pizza. Who wants a pizza me. We should get, we should get pizza.

My daughter shakes her head. No, my son enthusiastically.

Do you think I should be in the military? If you want to be.

You’ll definitely enthusiastic.

No.

I mean you can do whatever you want.

If you want to join the military, you can. I will support you. Your granddaddy who don’t get me started on, okay? Um, he was you know,

It does, cuz his dad Was in it. And then, uh,

Have you ever going to military Camp? I was never in the military.

I was going to be a rock star until I met your mom and then I just I didn’t know that, you know, I wasn’t going to be a rock star until it was like Way later I guess I still could be you.

What are you looking at? Yeah, I can be an actor.

I do perform. Yeah, I have I perform constantly at work. Oh, yeah. It burns. A little piece of the paper in it and it’s like she does. I’m I’m sure that there’s a reason why they have not to point those cap guns directly at people, cuz somebody probably got You know a hurt eyeball.

Yeah, there’s no telling what show is this?

Oh, that’s the same show.

It’s killing me about this damn game. The download speed. I swear to God.

I thought it said 3% too, but it’s only 1.4.

Well, I don’t know what else to talk about. Yay, my kids.

Yay, kids yeehaw!

Thank you, please.

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