T U E S D AY

6:15 PM
Hello. Chomp. Chomp. Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp. Yep. That’s what I’m doing.

I ate. Well, I’m eating these Texas barbecue. Brisket Pringles. And they don’t look or taste anything. Like I expected them to

They just taste like potato chips. Haha

It’s not bad. It’s just like, there’s no. Not a lot of flavor that I thought would be there.

Goodness.

I am almost addicted to these. Jalepeno cheese, fucking hot dogs from the racetrack. Yeah, the gas station RaceTrac. Yeah, just like that. Thanks.

I wasn’t going to, you know, do anything spend any more money, but I lost my water bottle. And when I lose my water bottle, it’s time to buy a new 1. I lose a water bottle about every 2 or 3 weeks.

And so when it’s like it’s like oops.

Lost my water bottle. Haha it or like you know, misplaced it that happens.

You know, it’s time to get a new 1.

And I did, I got a couple of Long Island, Iced Teas but guess what? I went to the gym. Yep. My roommate who picks me up from work lost track of time. And she was like, late

Uh, leaving. Like I don’t know 10 minutes after I clocked out. She texted me she was leaving. So I was like you know what, I’m going to take this opportunity to go to the gym and so I did the treadmill for 15 minutes but then I did a bunch of the uh free weights and the bench press thing and I was like yeah. So I was all God, this sounds so stupid. I was all like jacked up. Yeah. Like I don’t know, it’s all kind of, it’s funny because I used to be I used to be huge. Like, when I was in my 20s and 30s I was a I worked out all the time.

And if I could keep it up, you know, for more than like a week or so, I would get big again. That’s what I did. A couple of years. Ago at the second car factory because they had a gym.

And that’s all I did after work. And on the weekends, I was like, I’m going to the fucking gym.

Yep.

Hopefully, I’ll get all that back. You know, going again.

But not tonight. Yeah, I did though. I’m proud of myself. I lifted a bunch of weights and I did the treadmill and It’s like, you know, it’s okay if I get Somewhat drunk and pass out.

I guess it’s okay. I don’t know.

Feels okay.

Haha. Oh, now I just feel stupid.

I got some of these Nutty, Buddy cakes, you know, the Nutty, Buddy, the bars, but they’re cakes. I’m going to take some to work tomorrow and try them out because well I’m not going to eat any right now because I’m half drunk but Holy shit, I haven’t smoked anything. I haven’t been smoking. And I was so hopefully, I was hoping what? That I would have tomorrow off. I put in for a vacation day, they call it PTO. Yeah. That stands for paid time off, I think. Haha. And um,

Apparently somebody beat me to it like they the our uh, Our boss. I guess he’s our group leader.

Um, Checked it and it was like, oh yeah I had to decline it because we have another guy out like he’s doing some kind of cross training thing and Uh, we’re short-handed real bad. It sucks.

It’s horrible. And so, um, Yeah, I didn’t get I didn’t get my day off like I wanted but he was like, you know, just put it in a bunch of different days and you know what gets approved, You know, whatever. And then just cancel the ones that you know,

You already have out and actually, I need to talk to him tomorrow. About.

Getting a locker because it would be really awesome to get a shower after work.

And then go to the gym, which is what I’m going to do, when, uh, I get my car fixed up and I can start driving back and forth to work.

That’s what I did at the second car factory. I would like I would get a shower and then go to the gym.

Sometimes I’d get another 1. Yep, after the gym? But the cool thing about this job is, you know, at the second car factory, I had an hour and a half drive home after wearing myself out, you know, working a regular shift And then going to the gym for a couple of hours. You know. I only got to drive about 30 minutes home now and that’s awesome.

Who comes up with these fucking flavors. These Pringle chip flavors, I don’t know.

It doesn’t really even smell like a brisket

Or anything. It’s got like a, a peppercorn Shaker and a Fork with a.

Piece of meat stuck on it and a chip. And then it’s got like, you know, a brisket, a whole 1 in the fucking smoker, but it’s

It doesn’t even taste like barbecue potato chips. I don’t know, maybe I got a fucked up batch. That happens

Haha

No, I don’t know.

The potato chips of any kind go well with hot dogs.

Wish I would have gotten 1 more hot dog but I didn’t want a meat headache.

No.

I didn’t want to risk.

Another meat headache.

Oh my God.

I got 1 more.

1, more drink.

But yeah, after I got out of the gym like or um,

Badged out I guess, I don’t know what else to call it.

Grabbed my shit put my sunglasses on and walked towards the door. As soon as I stepped out, there was the chick who works on my line, that drives me nuts.

And she really does. She’s like just insanely beautiful but

I don’t know if I’ve talked about this. You know, I talked about oh girlfriend and all this stuff. But, um, my kids, Like, I’m not allowed to date, not really not anymore.

And uh, I was actually it’s funny. I was telling this same chick that I was talking to her 1 day. I was like, you know, my last girlfriend was so horrible.

And uh, then with the whole twin flame thing and Just, uh, this other chick.

You know, the 1 who had a boyfriend. She didn’t tell me about. I think I mentioned in another post, Um, I was like

I don’t know looking through Facebook dating 1 day when my daughter grabbed my phone.

And my son came over there. They were just like Dad. Nope.

Nope, and they made me delete it. They made me delete my dating profile and I’m forbidden. They don’t want a fucking stepmom. Or anything like that. They don’t want me to date.

And they don’t want? Ahaha

A goddamn, yeah. They, they don’t want step, you know, brothers or sisters, or whatever they don’t. Don’t want any of that. You know what so funny is. It’s for my own good.

This can’t really be overstated, but I have loved the most evil fucking fucked up women. I don’t know.

In creation.

And,

You know, something has to keep me in check. Yeah, I don’t know. I’ve been, I’ve been single for 4 years. Pretty good chance. I’ll be a single for 4 more because I don’t care about that shit. I did. For a really long time and you know, dating and all that crap is a huge part of the human experience. But

All it’s ever done is really caused me problems.

And my ex-wife was the only 1 who was really worth it.

Yeah.

I know that sounds really stupid.

You know, that and I talked about these chips but like, I can’t stop eating them.

Oh, Jesus Christ on a shaved, hog.

Thank you. Please.

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