HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY OMG

8:57 PM
Oh my God.

Oh, that was so bad.

Oh God. Why is wrong?

No, who’s going? Jump on the table? I don’t know.

Who’s going to jump on the guy on the table?

If you want him.

Attention turns to.

Hair is stupid. It looks like a skunk.

There are a bunch of angry looks like they shave their legs Samoans.

Probably do.

They got a baby oil.

When we had a wrestling match at, um,

Our school.

Uh, Kyle asked Miss pinnacle

If she was inside to see a bunch of teenagers sweaty rolling around on each other,

And she said, yes.

That’s pretty weird. Oh, guess what? It’s the 4th of July. And what happened to me 3 years ago Well, I was on a 50-day post streak, and I forgot to make a post. And I broke it because the Fourth of July I was so busy. You broke it, that I broke it. Yes. And the kids were in a hotel. It’s great. I just ate a hamburger.

And I had 2 drinks. That was my limit and I wish I could have 1 more.

What else can I say? We’re going to have fun. We fix it. Going to go watch the fireworks. They start in 30 minutes 30 minutes, 30 minutes. Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my goodness. Thank you, please.