HAPPY SEPTEMBRE

3:47 AM
Hello. Hey y’all. I’m just uh, Hanging out in the garage.

Yesterday, I had to work on a plumbing project that Well, a bathroom project I guess, and it turned into a plumbing project.

So, I’ve gotta Fix that more today and um oh gosh. It’s the first day of September. Yeah.

September. Is probably my favorite month.

Then October and November and December and January. Yeah, those are like my favorite months. February is like, August. It’s like Well, August is always. Like the saddest month for me during the summer and then February, it’s the saddest month.

February is typically the saddest month though overall

But nobody won that dang lottery. So uh I was like, gosh, I guess I’m going to go all the way to fucking Georgia again today for the next drawing, but then it hit me. It’s like, no, you you don’t.

I go to Georgia for like Rome and stuff and with the kids it’s like that’s it’s closer to their house, okay?

I can go to Tennessee. Yeah, it’s only 40 minutes away to the big chicken truck. Stop. And that’s what I’m going to do here in a minute.

Maybe an hour or so.

I don’t really feel like driving all the way through Fort Payne. You know, Scottsboro and Fort Payne.

Today, I just You know, that’s a 4 Hour round trip. I’m not, I’m not doing that. I’ll do a 2-hour round trip though. Hahaha

So I’ve got all my bills paid for the month, except the phone. I’ve got the big stuff. Yeah.

I also got my origami paper from the storage unit.

Yesterday. No Saturday. Gosh. Yeah my brain.

Sometimes my blog will get a whole bunch of hits like it did Saturday and Friday, but it didn’t get any yesterday.

After uh, here probably after I edit this Yeah, and stuff. I mean, the only thing to go, Up the interstate you have to Bucky is again. And, Get a brisket taco.

For breakfast.

I’m just hanging out in the garage. I said that already. Yeah, I’m sitting in the chair, a nice chair. Um, this lady I guess.

Rents. Uh, Space in the garage. I guess I can take pictures.

I think she’s married though, but she seems really sweet. I come in here sometimes. She’s making like this kind of stuff.

Yeah, I’m sitting at her table thing. There’s my other roommate’s stuff.

He makes like,

Shields.

They do stuff for like Renaissance Fairs.

And what I think is funny is there are some like there’s this chick in a in the polyglot community, my roommate Morty is friends with.vOh, and, you know, I’ve talked all about that in my other Blog, the polyglots And there are some really awesome people, some of my best friends from around the world, came from the polyglot Community, but some of the worst Like most psychopathic. Fucking just horrible. People also came from the polyglot community and, uh, I’m infamous, I guess I’m kind of like the anti-hero of the polyglot community. Because all the cool, the really cool people. I’m friends with but all the fucking assholes who pretend to be cool but they really suck. Hate my fucking guts. And uh,

Yeah, it all went down in the polyglot confessions group like 5 years ago, it was really funny. I haven’t been like, I’m not an active member of any group anymore like polyglots or the mbti the mpti. The mbti. Yeah, fucking those groups. Well, that’s where I met my ex fiance. Yeah. So uh

Those are like the 2 big like, Uh, Interest groups that I was a part of back in the day. Yeah, like 10 years ago, you know, I started, I think I got, I joined the polyglot groups in 2014 and I joined the mbti groups in like 2016.

And it does those groups attract a real specific. Like they’re either, you’re either really cool. Or really fucking full of their own crap. A little bit of both in most cases, but most people like, I mean, there’s just a lot of really shitty assholes The most people are all right, in those groups, those are like the 2 groups that I had the most stuff in common, with the members of

You know.

I mean and it overlaps a lot. You know, the the really weird anomalous types which You know.

What almost 8 billion people in the world now, uh,

There are actually a lot of people like me out there.

Like not like, you know like how I’m just I don’t fit in anywhere. Anywhere ever. Yeah, like we’re all over the planet but that’s the thing is, we’re scattered about

And I don’t reach out to people like I used to on Facebook and stuff. I’ve been like I’ve just mostly because of the women entanglements. I’ve You know, I’ve had

What I’ve learned though it’s really funny but people are real as shit and you can meet them.

All over the world anywhere. Yeah, I met my friend Alessio. I know. And uh I never thought that would happen but he met a chick in a Latin group like the language and uh because that was my first language that’s how he and I met was from the Latin groups.

And he fucking uh married this chick from Oklahoma met. This met her in a Latin language group married her And moved to dang Tennessee. So he’s like 4 hours away, you know? And he was like, he’s 1 of my best friends. He’s 1 of my favorite friends ever, he’s like 1 of those interesting. Awesome, fucking people. I know I mean, he’s right up there. You know, it was Justin and

Uh, I have a French friend. Thibault. I don’t really talk to him that much anymore, but he’s really awesome like that. Those are like my 3. Most awesome friends.

And Tom, yeah.

1 of my other friends, though, like his son wants to be friends with my daughter on messenger kids and I just got like a request for that.

But my daughter doesn’t use messenger kids anymore. She actually deleted it off, her phone for space. And we just text and stuff now and use, uh, she’s on Instagram. So we use Instagram messages. And my son, I talk to him on Tik Tok and uh, Text now, yeah, we just mostly text and stuff. The kids are old enough now they don’t use kids messenger anymore.

But I remember when I worked at the second car factory, I would call them. I would be in the lunchroom the cafeteria. Yeah. I would call. And I talk really fucking loud and I like would call my kids like kids. Oh my God! Oh my God! Kids! And just Yeah, just like that with exclamation marks and uh,

Fucking everybody would look at me as I was talking to my kids and I’d be like there’s all the people kids and show them the people and they would wave.

I think stuff like that. That’s a big reason why Brittany liked me. Like I just, I don’t know. I don’t know how that got So, over complicated.

And I’m, I’m I’m hoping that it doesn’t get that way with helmet girl. Yeah. I’ve got my origami paper. I’m going to make her a chicken wearing a helmet. And give it to her tomorrow. That’s my plan. Anyways. And you know, like if she tells me to fuck myself, And she might, you know, like that’s 1 thing. I’ve learned like, no matter how crazy a chick gets about you if you have

Hid from her and ran, from her, she’s angry a lot of the times Sometimes she will be really, really, really mean to you. But it’s not that, you know, I hid from her And ran away because I wanted to. And I’ve even, you know, I have I freaked out about her.

I freaked out about all of them.

But that’s starting to get a little better. You know. I’m overdue for another girlfriend and if it gets to be her, that is fucking great. And if it isn’t, you know, that’s okay. I was at the uh, Star Market earlier. And I mean, there were once I get like 1 chick in my brains, like

That’s like its it. That’s it, you know, until like,

She isn’t anymore. However, that happens. Uh, for example, you know Even though I had 2, 2, I had 3 had girlfriends after my ex fiance. Like uh, it it was a long time before I was able to get over that like, 3 and a half years.

And of course, you know, most recently, the Twin Flame chick, Brittney, Brittney, Brianna Brown from Weaver, Alabama, Um, it’s taken me a couple of years to get over all this. For real. And uh, But I don’t have any more crazy episodes about it. Like I did last year.

At the chicken plant. And at the warehouse,

At Target distributions. And

Distribution Center. Yeah, like I don’t freak out like I freak out in a different way. But that’s gotten better too. It’s like it takes me freaking out. And analyzing that to, uh,

Stop freaking out so much. So hopefully you know and what’s so funny. Like if I do get to talk to and everything is like I can explain all that to her. And I don’t look, I’ll be 45 next week, okay? I look 30 years old and that’s what’s so funny too. None of these chicks. Know how old I am. Uh, last year, when I was talking to that girl, that 1 time, I walked up to her and talked, I mean, but like we like would talk we interacted with that whole day until it freaked me out and I had a meltdown And it was, it was really ridiculous.

But uh,

She was telling me you know how asking me how old I was and she was 25. Yeah, almost 26 and I was like, I’m 43.

And she like just I mean, she was like, no fucking way like One Thousand exclamation marks. She yelled that out like in complete, absolute disbelief. Yeah and then there’s the chicks who know how old I am and don’t care. You know, and she didn’t care either. She was like well that’s okay, you know. And I think that her saying that freaked me out, even more

4:04 AM

I’m making myself sad. Yeah.

I have this beer. I bought some beer.

At um, The star market yesterday, it says breakfast. Stout and I guess it’s breakfast time and so I was drinking 1 of them and I feel pretty awesome. It’s like roasted coffee.

Double chocolate. Coffee Oatmeal Stout.

Sweet. And decadent. For real, on the label, I got to take a picture. This is 1 of those that I feel like taking pictures posting pictures with

But yeah, like the chick who like this is her stuff, she rented. She rents the space and I’m all in it.

She had a dry erase board up here on this easel. I kept drawing chickens on and she would erase the chickens. And I would keep drawing them back and she just took the whole thing out. And it made me feel kind of weird. It’s like, you know,

But she has googly eyes on her sewing machine. So, how like how mean can she really be?

I can’t remember her name.

But I think she’s married. Yeah.

I was like, yesterday, I, um, I took the sink apart like all the plumbing out of it so I can move it to tear off. All the wallpaper, that’s what I did. Like, all afternoon was tear out the wallpaper in the bathroom, Because there’s mold in there and it’s not a lot of mold though. It’s not the kind of mold. I lived in at The Farmhouse.

I think well, I have yeah, but thousands of posts ago. On my other blog. Um, When I lived in The Farmhouse, you could set something out like

Uh, A piece of pizza. And overnight, it would already be like turning green with mold.

I remember 1 time I uh I it was I got back from Thanksgiving and at my dad’s they talked me like my sister was like, you need to come to Thanksgiving. And I went and my dad was a total gigantic asshole about everything. And uh,

I’m really glad that.

He didn’t win the Oh my God, the lottery. Yeah. Oh my god. Um, but uh,

I yeah, I had brought back some turkey legs for the dogs. And after they ate all the meat off of them, you know, I didn’t give them the whole legs. I took the meat off of them and I set the turkey leg bones up on this thing. And kind of forgot about them because I never went into like the kitchen back then, especially but, uh, about a week later, the bones were all like green and fuzzy. It was crazy and I lived in this shit for fucking 3 years. You know, it was, uh,

Anyways though, I see like a little bit of mold I’m like, big deal, but it’s a big deal to a normal person. And uh she was like, you know we should spray it and clean it off and if it comes back in a couple weeks then you know but Like she wants to replace all the stuff anyways.

So, uh, the sheetrock, yeah, which is something I can totally do. I, I can pretty much do anything.

I don’t know, I just want to like

Do nice stuff. For uh, the my roommate, the main 1, I give money to because I would be homeless if it wasn’t for her. And so I’m just like, I’ll do that, I can do that and I can and, you know, I put in the sink and the toilet and she was like, oh, you know, just tell me whatever and I’ll knock off the rent and I didn’t, I just did it for free, you know? Hell, I didn’t even like

I had to get some parts and I didn’t even like, ask for reimbursement. Of course, I probably will this time Because I’m broke. But uh, I wasn’t broke. Yeah, when I’m not broke, I don’t care.

Um, anyways. But yeah, like

Well, it’s 4:11 now. Let’s see. I’m I’m probably going to wait until about 5 or so. I figured by the time I finish this and uh edit it on my other phone, I will be uh it’ll be time for me to go get lottery tickets. I don’t think they open the shit back up until about 6:00, anyways.

And I, you know, part of me does want to go to Georgia, but then I just I really don’t. I have a lot. I want to get this sink thing.

Uh, finished so I can be lazy. I have to do my chores, still too.

I think Lowe’s opens at 7.

Yeah, so I can get around and get all that done.

And uh,

Tomorrow though, I need to kind of get up, get around early. And get my license renewed.

But yeah, that’s the thing. Like, you know, I got that helmet, girl, chick in my brains and, uh, like that’s it until like, she’s like, You know, until either she tells me to fuck myself. Yeah, that that’s yeah she’s going to have to do that before. I can like Uh,

Be interested in anybody else.

Yeah. That’s how it goes. That’s that’s that was my point. Yeah, the the like, with the Twin Flame chick, You know, that, of course, that was so,

Intense. You know, the intensity of that exchange was to such a degree that I mean, it affected me that much, did it affect her that much, you know, in a way. I think it did. But I think,

Her. And I have were very, very different the way we approach. Other people like in our brains? Yeah. Um,

I don’t know. That’s

I’m not going to talk about that. Yeah anymore. I don’t want to talk about any of that anymore.

I would like to go to a Renaissance fair.

I’ve never been to a Renaissance Fair. I’m just looking around at all. This stuff wasn’t Dragon Con this weekend? I always wanted to do stuff like that too, cuz I’m a nerd. But my ex-wife was never. She hated all that kind of stuff.

Her. And I like, We had like things in common when I was 19 and she was 16, you know, And uh, Oh, I just think about how I spent 18 years with somebody. I really was just so incompatible with

And that’s why I’m so screwed up. It is, yeah. It’s It’s kind of ridiculous.

And it it all hits me, you know, because I am I’m way way overdue For another like romantic entanglement like a real 1. Yeah, not like some crazy, bulshit. Even crazier. Bulshit, I don’t know. Um,

Why?

It picks the word bulshit up.

With only 1 L.

And I’m going to leave those as a testament to this. Fucking app because it used to not do that. I used to could say, fuk fuk fuk, fuk, fuk, fuk, fuk, fuk fuk. See what I mean?

You know, and I can say You Don’t Know, Jack schitt And look. Yeah, it picks up that.

Diarrhea all over the Earth.

Thank you, please.