SUNDAY MORNING

8:27 AM
Well crap, I guess it’s Sunday morning.

That’s actually a good thing. I just finished my chores so I can fuck off the whole rest of the day. And the people, um, I did work for last weekend. Haven’t messaged me.

About anything. So that’s fine. I think they were wanting me to do stuff like every other weekend or something like that, which is fine.

It’s totally fine because I’m an orc on music. I’m going to work on music. Yes.

Haha. Um, my voice is fucked up though. I have to absolutely have to stop smoking. No more smoking like for a long time. And, I’m probably just going to rest it for a while. I’m going to stop yelling crazy stuff and singing. All crazy at Work. You know, at work for maybe this week or something for a few weeks like my V, my vocal cords. Uh, because I have I think I really went. I pushed them too far Thursday.

Yeah, I did.

And the feeling the meat song isn’t that hard to sing? It’s just my voice is fucked up.

Uh,

Yeah, I’m saying that though I’m saying uh, Yeah.

But man, that sure is 1 of my like more. That’s a rocking ass song now. I’m really proud of it.

So I have, uh, where’s my list?

Workers owns. Oh yeah.

Co-worker songs. Yeah.

What am I going to do next? Let’s see. I tracked. I tracked that song attract? I practically finished mean old lady from Logistics. I mean it needs to be polished up a little bit, like, in the mix. You know, but this it sounds fine.

Oh,

I could do best job. Yeah, that’s 1. I made up last year at the chicken plant that was this guy. Um, Nobody could do the meat the Nugget meat machine. Uh nobody could do they called it the skin grinder, but it went to make nuggets Um,

It didn’t really grind up skin or anything, it just sucked all the meat off the bone Parts. It was kind of funny. It was this, it was just like a big Cylinder with uh, little like

Like a cheese grater like little cheese, grater, hole lookingbblades. Yeah, and some other little crap in there. It looked like a big washing machine. Um,

Yeah, 1 of the side, loading washing machines. And it, uh, basically though it did it just uses friction to mash all the meat. You know, it couldn’t chop up the bones or anything, but it would just

Take all the meat off of whatever you threw in it. And all kinds of stuff went into that shit. It was uh, you know, necks The fucking, um,

All the scrap Parts, the breast meat that was, uh,

Not fit for like packaging. Breast meat or tenders, you know didn’t that was like underweight or miscut or something?

It just all kind of crap though. Uh a lot of times the shells would go in there. Like the ribs, the neck. Still attached. A lot of times. It just all came from The Cutting department and then, there was another place that, uh, the actual where the shells or hulls were supposed to go, and it would fill up sometimes very fast. And you had to do all this crazy stuff though. And then scooping, the Nugget meat was the hardest part because it was heavy. Like you had a scoop and you would think they would have figured out some easier way to do that. But that’s 1 reason how I fucked my shoulder up. That was 1 of the hardest.

That was the hardest Factory job I ever did was the Nugget meat machine operator and I kicked its ass. I did. I finally I had enough of it though. I had enough of people’s crap and bid out of the department but then I dislocated my shoulder on the Friday before I was supposed to Transfer and went back to house remodeling.

Um, but anyways, this guy he was like, I’ll do it. I can do it and he couldn’t, he ended up like

Just, Hurt himself. Yeah, he hurt himself and I remember like this is how, you know, co-workers are they were talking about, you know, who could do the job and it’s like, you know, they’re talking about how Clay(me) could probably do it. And this 1 guy was like, Clay can’t do that job and I looked at him and he didn’t know I was behind him when he said it and then he got all like, really stupid quiet. And I said Like I’m going to do this fucking job. I’m going to be the best fucking, um, nugget meat machine, operator, anybody’s ever seen! And I said that. I proclaimed it and I was I did it for About 2 months. Yeah and I just had enough but it wasn’t the job. It was the way people treated me. It was so stupid. I was like okay y’all uh Everybody. I just hated I just began to hate almost everybody in that department and they were they were just a bunch of fucking crazy old dope heads. That’s what they were. They were just a bunch of, you know, shit holes anyways. There were some there were some cool people though Like 4 or 5 but the ones who sucked they really sucked like that April girl I mentioned in my last post Or woman. She was this

Big ugly mean woman. The meanest. She was 1 of the meanest, loudest. Most ignorant people I’ve ever met in my life and then there was another guy, there named Mickey, who was the smallest? Um, loudest, dumbest little shit I ever met in my life and he always tried to get in my way when I was wrapping the combos. Oh my gosh, where do I start like this? Guy got on, in my way on purpose, it’s like, dude, I will, like I’ll wrap you up in this thing, you know, like stay out of my way. There’s no reason for you to get in my way. He’s did it to be a little asshole, you know? He couldn’t do that job either. He was a floor person. Oh, gosh. Yeah, it’s just so much like to frame an explanation for all this, right? My last post was seriously by word count, the longest post I’ve ever made. Yeah, it was over 5,200 words. Yep.

You know, typically they’re between 2,000 and 3,000 and those are really long.

Posts. But that 1 was enormous and I didn’t, I don’t even feel like I talked about that much shit. You know, of course a lot of The words are me saying, like, And, you know, and uh, Yeah, for real. Haha.

But anyways, the song, Best job. Yeah, that’s song is about him because he he wasn’t uh, I made that song up to make fun of him. And I would drum it on the tubs because everybody was he was such a dick about it, you know? And I was like he’s doing the best job but he’s doing a great job. He’s doing a fantastic job. He’s so great and we’re so proud of him and I said that over and over and over and it got even more, you know, stupid but Like I would. And then there was another song I made up about him called the butt taster. Yeah, he was the Supreme

Butt taster. He ended up quitting though. Yeah, I just I don’t know.

Oh gosh, there’s another song I could do the ballad of Josh Prout. Yeah that was uh that guy was a robot Keeper at the first car factory and he was a know-it-all and kind of a jerk. And uh Man, he got on my nerves. We got into it about stuff sometimes and I was like, brother, you’re just Stupid.

I don’t know. And it’s just you know it’s like I get along with most people that’s the thing or I would have a whole lot more co-worker songs. Hahaha It’s just you know there’s always a handful of people anywhere you go and I guess everybody’s like that, you know it’s

You don’t get along with but instead of it, like eating me up or me being like argh, you know, I’m fucking

I just make a song out of it. Yeah, sometimes more than 1.

Turd. Or

A third Arrow woman.

Or a woman. Yeah, third Arrow. 1 Terr woman. That’s another 1. I’m made up about that. April chick. Turd Aura Woman. That was her name. Have I said that already? I don’t know. It is though, my voice is like, it’s all gravlee and it’s annoying as shit because I really want to finish the

Feeling the meat song.

Yeah.

And then there’s the songs that I made up in Spanish. I guess those really they’re not those aren’t really Most. A lot of those aren’t co-worker songs. They’re for my Spanish album.

Yeah, because coming Ono and El Poyo is, um, Let’s just saw. That’s just a general song about the chicken planet.

And then there’s the bad song I made up about Brittany. Yeah. Like she just, I don’t know. She got downgraded to a co-worker like the last few months. Really? What did it was uh, seeing her in Guntersville? Yeah. And her not even looking at me that was uh that’s what did it really. I was like, you know,

I could have done without that whole experience. Yeah.

Yeah, gosh.

Well, I don’t know. I’m just looking at these songs. I have more songs but for like other things.

I’m glad I wrote this down because I can’t remember. Uh,

I can’t remember all the songs off the top of my head, all the time. But I, if I have a list, I can see them. This is just a whole bunch of stuff.

And here’s the song I did about Grady Reeves. I’ve already got the music for it though.

Everybody knows who Grady Reeves is right? Haha. Yeah.

Shit. I kind of want to get some more food.

I don’t know.

Oh, what else can I say? I could just blabber on and on, I’ve had a lot of caffeine already. But I don’t think I’m going to do that. I think I’m going to

Finish this and get started on some music. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yay. Thank you, please.