FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

5:16 PM
Oh my goodness, let’s make a post. Um, I’ve got.

Food right now, I went to Walmart. Super Center. In Madison yards are all different.

Sentences. I got Sizzling Rich, pork Ramen. I got a thing of hard boiled eggs because I didn’t want to fucking. Boil them myself!

I got a can of this soup that was really good. The last time I got a can of it. I have a half gallon of milk and I have a box of Fucking confetti cakes. Yep.

They’re like cupcakes with their, uh,

But they are. Not technically, I don’t know why.

They’re like little butt cakes. Yeah. Butt cakes. Little Bundt Cakes. Thank you.

Well, I’m glad the day is over with, and I’m glad this week is over with, as far as work goes, and

I went too far talking about chicks from work and all that crap. The last few posts.

And uh, Of course, I didn’t make it out. Without seeing another 1 uh this afternoon, either the quality chick was walking uh somewhere. Like it was kind of weird. She was on the whole other side of the exit thing. I don’t know.

She used to park and go in where I go in but she stopped. And uh,

It’s 1 of those things though. Like seriously, if I was 20 years younger you know a lot of these chicks are just too young for me, you know, I mean?

I just imagine my daughter meeting like you know, say I’m dating a 22 year old, you know, and my daughter’s 14 and it’s like, okay.

I don’t know. I just Think the whole thing’s stupid and I’m stupid.

But, Like really and you know, I don’t think any of them know anything about me so much except for what’s on my Facebook, which is actually a lot of stuff Haha so I don’t know, I’m just talking but I’m done talking about it. Yeah, like Gosh, I’m going to work on some music this weekend, actually. That’s all I’m going to do Sunday and What I’m doing right now is killing some time. Uh, Until my Ramen. The sizzling Rich. Pork Ramen is ready for the eggs for me to eat it.

And it just kind of hit me. Though, like where’s the packets?

Oh no. What have I done with the flavor packets?

They’re right here. Okay.

Almost panicked.

But um,

My friend, Peter. Messaged me but not about music. He wanted to know if I had anything I needed done on my car. Uh,

Because he can do car stuff and he needs money and I thought. Well, you know, He could change the oil but I can’t give him anything until like. I can’t do that till next week. Yeah, I guess.

But I’m broke. I have ten dollars on my cash app and I’ve got $30 on my chime that I haven’t gotten yet because I didn’t want to touch it until I absolutely needed it, but I will probably, you know, tomorrow or the next day.

The, the last little bit of food and I still have A lot of ramen left, so I’m going to get I guess a corresponding like, Things to put in there like llama beans.

Yeah, lima beans, you know, and Maybe, uh,

You have that? I said that and That’s what I’m going to eat on until I get paid Wednesday. But the good news is I’m off Thursday. And then uh, I got to work Friday and then it’s a 3-day weekend. And that is great.

This is the most, this is the brokest. I’ve been

6 months. Yeah. So it’s, it’s okay. Like, I’ve I’ve never had this like

Um,

This is the least amount of money I’ve had. Haha Yeah, for this many days before. Payday. Since probably the summer, uh, over the summer.

It’s kind of funny, but it’s stupid. But it’s because of the holidays. It’s because of Christmas and New Year’s and doing all that stuff, with the kids. And I paid all of my bills for the month!

That was all of my money. All of my extra money. Yep. But it was worth it but now I’m going to have to save up because I’m going to

Uh, buy a camper and I’m going to move to an RV park. Uh AA P, it’s probably not going to happen, you know for I said ASAP, but it’s not going to happen. Probably. For at least until the summer I figure you know I get another bonus in May and uh that’ll probably I don’t really know what all I could look. Let’s see. Hold on, let’s check out Facebook Marketplace and see what the going rate for a decent sized used camper is

Okay. Well, the internet, I guess. This is using. What is this using

It reconnected.

Anyways.

Whatever.

Okay, Marketplace.

Camper.

Okay, that’s about what I figured, a few grand.

Oh, here’s some nice ones. I’m not going to get a nice 1. Jesus here’s 1 that’s fucking half a million dollars. But it’s like a

Motor home. I don’t know about that but that’s really awesome. No way I could ever save that much money up where I work, but here’s

Here’s,

A thousand dollar one but it’s a pop-up camper.

Wow.

I don’t know about that 1.

Here’s 1 for 500 bucks.

So,

Something in pretty crappy. Shape.

You know, I’ll just save up a bunch of money. I’ll cross that damn bridge when I come to it but here’s a dang, a really nice 1. For like 5 grand though. It’s got all the

Shit in it.

Here’s like a tiny 1.

Damn. Somebody’s wanting 10,000 dollars for this 1978. Fucking RV. And it’s not even that big.

Of course, I guess they’re marketing it.

As vintage.

I don’t know, it’s from like a dealership. Let’s see the inside motherfucker. Oh, that’s nice.

I’ll figure something out. I’m just going to save a bunch of damn money. Yeah. And uh,

That’s it. Figure out what I can do when I get, I don’t know, 3 or 4 thousand dollars saved up. Seriously, it’s not going to take me that long to do it. I mean, it’s going to take me 6 months to do it. Yeah, ho ho ho. But on I said, ho ho ho, yeah, it’s not Hahaha. Yeah, it’s not Christmas time anymore app. Anyways, um shit. I’m hungry. There’s a whole bunch more. I want to say, but I’m now I’m getting hungry and I don’t

I guess I’m not going to make a 4,000 word post tonight.

Yeah, thank you, please.

Shit.

Yeah, I guess I’ll lift the app open.

Uh, I said I left it open.

Oh, this app though, it has been picking up things really stupid.

The last. This week, I don’t know if it got an update.

The best this app ever worked was like in 2021 and 2022. But then they. Updated it sometime in 2023. And made the, uh, made it like the offline feature.

Uh where you could download like a language pack like the English or the Spanish language pack and Uh, it actually sucks ass even worse if you take it offline and try to use the language pack. But ever since they made that update where you could do that. Uh, this app has been a gigantic.

Sack of shit. They’ve messed up. They fucked up. Curse words not all the time but you can say, fuck and shit, and goddamn And shity. And it misspells them. See?

Often. Haha

You know, they put 7 eggs.

In this pack of eggs. It says, 6 hard boiled eggs but they gave me 7, ha. Oh no.

I guess that’s not bad. I’ve got more Ramen for later. But I also got this.

Soup. It’s this Pabst

Blue Ribbon with chorizo. And uh, stuff. Yeah, I know. I totally am just continuing to talk while I eat.

I can’t feed my roommates cats anymore. They harass the shit out of me. About it.

The cats do.

Um, I didn’t really think it was a big deal.

I mean, they even come in my room, if I leave the door open for any amount of time like they Dart in here and start mewing at me.

What if you said? I have to.

I have to stop.

Of course, we gave me 5.

Because they’re getting fat. Yeah, I mean this app.

What the fuck?

Oh, I guess that’s all I have to say, yo.

I said, yeah. But um oh I watched this really awesome Mega Man. 2 play through last night. Some guy did a speedrun. And um, It was really exciting to watch. I used to play the shit out of that game, I owned it when I was a kid, but I never played it like that and I thought, man, it makes me want to get an emulator.

And like do that again, but

My laptop is in the Storage unit.

Yep.

Conv this week was over, this has been

A really hard week. Yeah. Haha what

Thank you, please.

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