SUNDAY

11:50 AM
Oh, I could I could make a post. Yeah, blog post haha. I’m in my storage unit. Yep, that’s where I’m at. And, uh,

Oh, it’s just it’s getting me. Like, I don’t know. What is wrong with me? I just don’t feel that great today. But I came here, anyways, because I wanted to it’s also fucking cold. Yeah. And it’s so and this is a climate controlled storage unit but it’s cold in here, but it was warm in here last week, so They probably don’t have the, it just got cold like yesterday.

So, they probably don’t have the, um, Heat turned on yet again or something. It’s actually it was not that cold yesterday. It just got cold this morning. I woke up this morning about 6:30 and I was like, holy shit, its 35 degrees, it was 60 degrees yesterday. Yeah. So

You never it was never like this warm in January. When I was a kid, people can say whatever they want about climate change, but, uh,

This shit. Didn’t start happening until like the 2000s. Yeah. Like 2000 fucking something, I don’t know. And then it started being warm and everybody’s like oh it’s Alabama, you know, it’s a subtropical climate but

There were like a few times. I remember it being in the 60s or 70s in January, but it was some weird, crazy shit. Uh, Tornado weather or something? Yeah. I think in 1995, it was 80 degrees of for like Oh, it did the little degrees symbol 80 degrees?

Oh, and then it changed it. Oh, put it back, 80 degrees. 80 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s not going to do it again. Why did you change it to the word? It looked cool. 80°.

Yeah, yeah. Keep that. Yay. Uh, that was in like Was that 1995?

Our 1996 because, uh,

I seemed like I was in 10th Grade, so maybe it was, but there was like a big crazy tornado and that’s why it was so hot. I cuz I went outside to check on my chickens. And actually, to put them all up under the house. So they wouldn’t be dead and, uh, the wind cuz where I used to live was a fucking A crazy place for tornadoes. Like I’ve seen tornadoes just all kind of everywhere when I was a kid all over, like, where I lived. Uh where I’m from like Asbury Martling area. Yeah,

And, Every time there’s like, a major tornado that comes through. Like Albertville always gets just slammed with crazy shit. Well it’s where I used to live, where I grew up is in the path of that too.

And it comes like it’s so crazy. The like it takes they all take like a certain path and but anytime there’s any kind of crazy tornado weather. It always like fucked up, our shed 1 of our sheds or blew something off or it tore. My grandmother’s satellite dish up out of the ground 1 time. Yeah. And it was so crazy. But that particular time when it was like, 80°, it blew the uh, doors in on my old Jam room which at the time, it was my uncle’s old motor shop.

And uh but I hang I hung out in there all the time because it was like oh I could be by myself and I could play guitar and nobody would bother me.

But it did. Yeah, that fucked all of that shit up it fucking uh, blew like a whole bunch of panels off of it, it was never the same after that little round of tornadoes and that’s when I had put my chickens under the house. Uh, to keep them safe.

Anyways, um, But it’s cold. Now, it’s like, what’s the temperature here now?

In Claysville, Alabama. Which is where I am with my storage unit.

45°.

Gosh, if the people I may know on Facebook, I was just flipping through. It’s like all these chicks from work. Because I’m in that fucking group. It’s so crazy like chicks. I don’t even know who the hell they are. It’s like they pop up.

So funny. And like local musician chicks, which I’ve added a couple of them.

But I don’t have anything in common with them.

It’s really kind of funny. There are, uh,

It’s like, I don’t know. I’m not going to call any of them I’m not, yeah, I’m not going to call any of them out by name but I’m friends like not that they’ll ever read this.

Oh man, it’s so great to be able to make a blog post in my storage unit, that I can be loud and don’t worry about anybody listening to me.

Anyways, though, uh, like a couple of those chicks. I’m friends with the local musician. Girls! Oh my God. There’s this other 1 though. I guess there’s like there’s a about 5 or 6 of them. I’m friends with Uh, They’re cute and that’s about it, their music is horrible. There was this 1, uh, there’s this 1 girl and she’s got, I don’t know. Her mom. I think is like pushing her pretty hard and I think maybe she has money like they come from money or something. And her music is so generic and boring, but she gets to do all this cool stuff. Uh, but like I get more views on my reels and shit than she does. And there’s a other chick. Who is uh, she’s really cute but her music sucks ass too. It’s like the most generic Unimaginative dull ass Fucking shit I’ve ever heard. It’s like stuff. I would I wrote when I was like 13 yeah it has an absolutely no like

Depth or like any kind of fun character or anything to it? It’s just like a bunch of crap. She has a pretty singing voice. And she’s cute as she can be, but her music’s awful. And it’s just because they’re cute, you know, and there’s this other girl too that has the most ridiculous sounding voice and I can’t.

I can’t name her, but God, I wish I could just link to 1 of her fucking songs, but I’m not going to do that.

She plays in uh, Birmingham a lot. And it is so fucking Oh my God, it’s just the worst shit ever. It’s like she they are

Trying too hard or something. I don’t know. It’s really, really bad but people love her because she’s beautiful, you know? Yeah. It’s just like that, huh? It’s really dumb. And there is there’s 1 of those girls that I just mentioned uh the 1 with the mom like she fucking she’s 1 of the prettiest ladies I’ve ever seen but her music is just so God awful generic it’s like it’s like the most generic fucking Like, Bluesy sounding like cheesy fucking shit I’ve ever heard. And it’s like, you know, if you had some imagination, Uh, she’s a really good guitar player though. I guess. I mean, she’s like, where I was at, when I was 15, I don’t know. Maybe I’m just being an asshole. I don’t know. What was even my point to any of that? Oh yeah. The people I may know on Facebook. Yeah. Okay. Well, anyways,

I took some of your profile and I took some ibuprofen I said and I’m starting. It’s starting to kick in and I’m starting to feel a little bit better. God. It’s those oranges. And uh the cupcakes, I just way over did it with garbage eating garbage yesterday. I really did. But I’ve got a new song in Spanish. I’ve been working on, I don’t know where to go with it, but I’ve got to wait till like this headache goes away.

I have to go to Walmart. I have like 7 and a half dollars. I have to go to Walmart. I have to get 3 cans of SpaghettiOs. I think. I’m I want to say I have 1 in the car.

But I have to get those. And I have to get uh, some llama beans at least.

3 cans of the little pull top cans of lima, beans, Or I’m going to starve to death until I get paid. Yeah, really. It’s stupid. I think I have enough gas.

This is the closest I’ve ever cut it like with money and I had to borrow $40 from my XY. My ex-wife. Yeah.

Holy shit, I’m broke. I really like,

Well all my stuff’s in the storage unit like my recording stuff and everything. So I can’t I couldn’t do anything at the house. You know, and I’ve got to go back at some point. I don’t know how long I’m going to stay here because I don’t feel that great. I’m going to try to stay here till about dark, I guess. Yeah, start driving back later. This afternoon, maybe 3 or 4, I don’t know. Um, but I have

How many songs do I have? This is

1 2 3 4 5 6 7. Okay, that’s my  That’s 7 songs for an open mic set.

Yeah, and then I’ve got

I’ve got 15 songs. Uh, I’ll have I’ll have 16 if I work out this other 1, the newest 1 I’ve made up in Spanish.

I want to say I had like a couple more.

Oh yeah, because my covers. I added those to the extra stuff list.

Oh gosh, and the song I made up about Jane. I can’t play that just anywhere. I might could play that at like the Copper Top. Uh, and I don’t know.

I don’t know. Um, I don’t know if anybody reading this, if y’all know who like Grayson Capps is. He, uh, he married this record producer, she produced, 1 of rem’s albums. Yeah. And uh that song is about my friend. Jane is his stepsister. Yeah like oh my gosh and uh it’s so funny how like How really connected I am. But if Jane heard that song she would murder me. Like she would just chew my fucking head off for something. With her teeth. Really? Yeah. Go ahead. That’s like 1 of the worst songs I’ve ever made up about a lady. But she hurt me that bad too and it pissed me off, uh, because

I don’t know. It’s I mean, it’s it’s like I got over it. It wasn’t that big of a deal, ultimately, but at the time I was like, you know, I’ll show you, I’ll make up a fucking song about you and I did and then uh I played like like the first verse or something for her 1 time and it like messed with her and so it’s like well, that it gets even worse after that, it’s, you know,

Haha. Haa. So I don’t know, like, what I’m going to be able to do with that song because it’s actually 1 of my best songs, but it is really really mean.

And uh I’ve got the Brittany song but that’s just the 1 that’s like the nice Brittany song. I have another 1 about Brittany that is really fucking awful too. It’s it’s actually worse than the Jane song and uh I’m I’ll never probably ever play it. I don’t think, I don’t know.

Probably not, but I’ve got, uh,

I don’t know. I’m starting to feel better, so that’s great. Yeah.

But I need to go over all this. These uh, 15 songs. Because that’s this is my that’s my entire uh nylon string acoustics. Uh, which is uh acoustic set. Yeah, which is I guess my most accessible stuff. For like a general audience and then all my weird. Crazy shit is on my other guitar in C standard.

12:05 PM
Uh, that’s the, uh, Yeah, that’s the crazy stuff that people like Really weird crazy. People would love it, but normal people might not. Yeah, of course, normal people. I don’t think would like the Jane song either. That’s a really mean song.

But they would probably love concrete block house. My kids love concrete block house. And the dinosaur song, I think my son told me he liked the dinosaur song the best and then people have told me that the demo need a song is their favorite. Demonita

Oh no. There’s like people.

There’s people here.

Uh well that’s a good thing. I don’t have to leave.

Trapped now.

There’s like a bunch of kids.

No, teenagers. That must be the mom.

On the Grand Mall.

The grandma. Yeah.

Well, they’ve got me blocked. Totally like blocked in here. It’s actually kind of funny. I’m going to take a picture of it actually, actually I’m just like, they just backed up and blocked me the fucking in it’s, it’s It’s funny.

But I guess I’m going to get back to work.

Back to the music, back to recording. Yay.

Yeah, I said Haha, thank you. Please.