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10:51 AM
Make that 1 pass representative.

I didn’t say that. I said, I made it password protected that last post just like, you know, I think the only people who read it were from WordPress, so I’m okay. Haha

Then I really just drank all my of Coke.

I did and I turned my car off.

Um, I’m in the Walmart parking lot.

In Gadsden. Beautiful Gadsden, Alabama.

Ha, ha. Ha. Ha. Ha! Ha! Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha ha. Ha, yay.

If I say enough hahaws, it puts an exclamation mark next to some of them. Oh, I went to my son’s basketball game this morning. Yeah, I did and he lost Uh, their team lost by a lot. And it made me sad.

The coach, at 1 point, he called the timeout and he got them all around. And he said, what is wrong with you all? And that made my ex-wife laugh. It made me kind of laugh, too. It was like, yeah, that sucks.

But my son has a party to go to at 11:00. So I’m just killing some time. I’m going to get the kids. Apparently it’s a bunch of crazy wintry weather. So, um, I thought about taking him to Chattanooga. Taking him and my daughter to Chattanooga. I said them. But it only picked it up as him.

It’s snowing. It’s still snowing. Yeah. Um, I went. I made the last 1. Yeah, password protected and the 1 before that because I went too far talking about the gym girl. And I did not talk to her yesterday. I got fucking sick yesterday. I had a hangover and it it was 1 of those things where it started off, it wasn’t that bad and it got worse and worse and worse as the day went on. And I threw up in the bathroom 3 fingers. 3 fucking times not 3, fingers. I’m just gonna have to leave that there. Because of this app. I’m actually really surprised sometimes that this thing picks up what I say as well as it does.

Oh my God, but I still feel kind of puny today.

I’m not really sure where I’m going to take the kids though. I really don’t. I thought about taking them to Hoover. Uh, the reason I wouldn’t take them to Chattanooga is because The weather, but I don’t think it’s going to be that bad.

Now that all those people moved out, um there’s a bunch of crap to do and my roommate has a bunch of stuff. She wants me to do and that’s cool. I just wasn’t thinking about that stuff. At least I get like

A 2 and a half day weekend.

Instead of a regular 2 Day weekend because I go in Monday night, Yeah, so I’ve got like all day tomorrow and I can sleep in and I slept for 10 hours straight.

That’s not a. That’s not a CX 50.

No, that’s a CX9.

Um, anyways. I just thought there’s 1 of my babies in the parking lot but it’s not. Haha okay. Um,

Anyways, what was I saying? I slept for like 10 hours straight I did. I went to sleep last night about

536 clock something like that. Yeah, 5:30 I think it was before 6:00. Yeah, and I woke up about 5:30 Yep. I had these crazy dreams that my ex-wife and I rented a beach house from my uncle Joe. And uh it was really crazy. It was down in like Florida. And my friend, Justin was there and we were trying to work on an album and I just thought what a crazy thing, bunch of stuff to dream. Yeah. And there were these people who were squatting in the house and we had to, like, we got into a fight with them was like, no, we’re here. We’re renting this fucking house for the weekend, you know. This beach house belongs to my uncle. I don’t know who y’all are. And so I had to call him and straighten the whole thing out in my dream. Yeah. It was so weird. And then today, my ex-wife told me next weekend, she’s going to Florida. For a 9 inch nails concert. I don’t know, I don’t guess that ties in together or anything. But um,

I just, I don’t know. Florida, I never Never dreamed about Florida. Haha ho ho

I’m just killing time. I’m killing time until uh, let’s see. I think that party starts at 11:00. I’m not supposed to get the kids until 1.

1:30. Maybe.

Yeah, my daughter really got on to me.

For um,

Getting there too early. Last time, I got there early and she was like, what the fuck? I’m not ready. And you had, she plans things out. So if I tell her, I’m going to be there like at a certain time, I have to be there. Or it’s too early or too late. I’ve never I’ve never gotten there too late but it’s just like

It’s funny that she gets that from her mom. Yeah. So,

She sure does.

I don’t know, I’m just flipping through Instagram because I had to look and see what I had messaged my daughter and, oh, yeah, 1:30, was it 1 or 1:30, right? God. I’m, I don’t want to be there too early. You know, and um, this thing Carrie Fischer, shows off golden underwear. With her in the Bikini thing that she wore in the movie. And, you know, I loved, I mean, just loved so much. The first 3 Star Wars movies and from the 70s and early 80s.

I actually remember, I know, I was 3 years old. I remember going and seeing Return of the Jedi.

In 1983. With my cousins and my, aunts And my mom and my dad, and my uncle. Like all of my dad’s side of the family, I vividly remember. And I also remember going and seeing another movie about Paul Bear Bryant who I have the shame. The I share the birthday with Um, ha a woman just walked by my car and it fucked up my brains Anyways, uh,

What was I saying?

Oh, now I was just reading About the fucking Star Wars. Uh, the first 3 Star Wars were. So great, though. Like man, those were the best movies. Those were some of the best movies ever. And uh, I just remember like I, you know,

I just did. I loved Star Wars so much. And then, uh, all the shit came out in the 90s.

Oh my God.

I guess it was just that 1 and then the other ones came out in the 2000, but That killed it for me and then whatever it’s turned into now, like how awful it is now. It’s like embarrassing that I ever liked the whole thing as much as I did, but it was really good stuff and nothing ever like You know. Gosh. For the time when It first came out?

I was just thinking about that.

Carrie Fisher though. Yeah, I heard that she like Had a fling or something with, uh, Harrison Ford. That’s what I heard and I watched her stand up Thing 1 time. I can’t remember. It was like a special on HBO one year and oh my goodness.

That woman’s been through a lot of stuff. Yeah. But she died bless her heart. I don’t know.

People being crazy in the Walmart parking lot.

I remember, uh,

Last well it wasn’t last year this has been almost 2 years ago uh my friend Natalie called me up. She was like really drunk and wanted somebody to take her roller skating. Yeah. And I was like, well I guess I mean I could I don’t have anything planned. It was a Friday. I had just gotten off work. And I was going to go jam with Eric. And uh,

Ended up, you know, I went over there and we were just hanging out and then she starts messaging me, like, you know, take me roller skate and take me roller skating. And and so I was like, okay, you know, like I hung out with her in June of 2023, right after I had that nervous breakdown and it was really awkward because her husband had shot himself in front of her in their kitchen. Uh, I don’t think it it had been that long ago, you know, before that when it happened and she was, still really messed up from that. But you would really have to know more about her, I don’t know where to Start talking about my friend Natalie. I have 2 friends named Natalie 1 um, is from Anniston. She is an artist and uh gosh you know, I don’t really know what she does so much these days, but she was just this really like um, anyways, yeah. Uh, that Natalie. Then there’s the Natalie that I went to high school with and that’s who I’m talking about.

Who I took roller skating? And um, gosh, I’ve known her since lhigh school. Yeah. She’s from upstate New York. And she has uh, 2 sisters and a brother and they all lived in this place. Called Somerville Homes in Boaz. And I don’t know, I hung out with her a lot with like she was part of our friend group. And anyways I lost touch with her for a long, long time, she moved to Portland. Uh she moved to I think to Memphis. I think she lived in New Orleans for a while. I don’t remember though. I want to say she did. Um, and she got married, she went to Portland and got married.

Or something to this guy and uh, he’s the guy who shot himself. It’s really sad and I don’t really know where to start talking about it, but I mean, there’s just so much I could to say there’s so much like, like this chick has had a really

Sad life. Yeah. And um that was just 1 more thing that happened to make it sad. Even more sad. She uh, She was born with a defective heart. And she’s had, oh my gosh, she has like huge scars all over her chest, like, 1 out, going all the way up, like her rib cage, like, in the middle up the sternum, like, almost from her stomach all the way up. And, uh, where she’s had so many open, heart surgeries, and she has a pig valve in her heart, and all this other stuff, but she’s also like a raging alcoholic. At least she was the last time I talked to her. It was pretty bad. And anyways, though she called me up, this is where um yeah this is like this just made me think about Gadsden. Haha Uh we were going to Gadsden to the skating rink. And I show up there, I go to her house and she’s, you know, she’s pretty Lit. And she’s just talking out of her head, all this crazy stuff. And for a second, I thought Maybe I shouldn’t be there because she pulled out a gun. And she was waving it around all crazy like if we’re going to go to Gay auh Za Done she was talking with this crazy country accent like this, crazy hick, exaggerated Backwoods accent, just. Just I mean way dramatic like it. Uh,

The way she was making the words and stuff. Haha Um, it’s like, you know, if we’re going to go to the big city of Gah so Done, then I need to carry him. Like I need to tote my pistol and I was like, I don’t think you do. I, you know, we’re just going to the skating rink, uh, you know my my ex-wife’s from Gadsden and I lived there and um she’s just like, I don’t know cuz it ain’t there. There’s gang activity and gangs in Gadsden and all that. I’m just like

11:14 AM
Not at the skating rink Natalie, you know, But uh, oh my gosh it was it got so sad but that that just reminded me of that there was some people hollering in the parking lot and I just thought yeah Gadsden and then I remembered Remember Natalie getting all like crazy about Gadsden? Just to go roller skating. It’s like it’s really not that bad you know. It’s not like Detroit or something. Haha Oh but I really care about Natalie.

That’s kind of what she was. Like, trying to, you know, like, you know, like we’re going to be in some

Crazy place. And I actually went to Detroit 1 time with the kids, and we took a wrong turn and went into a totally different where we should have been neighborhood. That had a Little Caesars. Yeah. And it was the best Little Caesars we ever had. It sure was. But yeah, that was like, and I could tell that the people working there. They knew that we weren’t from around there and we had no idea that white people did not go to that Little Caesars. Yeah, it was really funny.

But um, anyways Yeah. That’s what I was just thinking about all that. I was like dang Natalie I hope she’s okay. I messaged her a couple times back a few months ago and she never replied. I don’t know. I think I made her sad by not doing stuff with her. You know?

It was 1 of those things where like, we really couldn’t get romantically involved in any capacity. It it like

Man, I just I couldn’t.

But anyways. I don’t know, I’m just killing time. Like I said, I was just thinking about my friend Natalie.

But she has, she’s had a really hard life without, you know, going into detail about it like she was homeless when she was a teenager and she ran away from home. And um I think they sent her to a boot camp and she escaped and lived in the woods for a while. I mean she just Oh man, you know, things had to be pretty bad for her to do that, you know what I mean?

Oh, my ex-wife just messaged me. So I guess to pick my son up at like 12:45.

Suppose I could do that.

Yeah, I guess so.

11:20 AM
Anyways. Yeah okay. So I’m going to go pick my son up from this party in an hour and a half give or take

And then that’ll put me at their house about 1:15 which hopefully isn’t too early 1:15. Yeah, I don’t know my brains Are not.

This woman. Yeah, she just like I think she was in Walmart with her kids walking around and, uh, She had like this crazy. Furry witches hat on and she shot me this look like

She’s a single parent too hahaha.

You know, and it’s so funny. I go to my son’s basketball games and 1 of his uh, friends moms is there and there’s this other mom there too, who is really cute and it’s just like I don’t know like I couldn’t imagine for real getting mixed up with any of them but Um, I don’t know, you know, I mean, it’s just funny to me, it’s like, oh yeah, because I don’t exist in that world until I come down here and do stuff with the kids. It’s like, that’s right, they do. They go to a friend’s birthday parties and they go to, uh,

Like they have their friends, and their friends have parents, you know, it’s like, oh yeah, that’s right. I cuz I just get them and then we go do all this crazy stuff and that’s it and my daughter’s friends have been following me on Instagram and liking my stuff and I’m like, that’s so funny. They probably think I’m really cool. I don’t know it’s like I get down on myself because of all this other crazy stuff like the Practical elements of my life. Are pretty messed up. I’ve, I’ve talked about that. Uh it’s a another reason why I’ve I’ve just I don’t have a lot of confidence when it comes to you know, talking to chicks. Cuz you know it’s like, oh yeah, I’m all this stuff. And then they find out what my credit score is or that I’m $20,000 behind on child support. So you know what I mean? And that’s such a funny story. It’s not though but it’s like, it’s not that I’m a, it’s just, it happened that way like, you know, I didn’t just get behind. On it because I was a dead beat or anything.

It just happened because I did house remodeling the times I did the stints doing house, remodeling. You know child support didn’t get taken out of my check, it gets taken out of my check. Like, every time I’ve had a factory job, you know, I’ve paid a lot more into it than I’ve, you know. God knows how many tens of thousands of dollars. I’ve actually paid, you know out to it but I got behind on it for about a year there and uh I don’t know. At the time she didn’t really need the money or she would have been on my ass, you know. But uh,

Things are not cheap anymore, even just the Last 5 Years, the prices of things is retarded a fucking Coke. Now, at a gas station is, over 3 dollars. It’s like really, you know, I remember when they got To be over 2 dollars which was not that long ago I thought was fucking stupid what like 5 or 6 years ago, right? You used to could get like a can like a 16, oz can of Dr. Pepper or Pepsi, or some shit from a convenience store, and it would be like a dollar and at the Dollar General. It was a dollar, you know,

Not anymore. A can of SpaghettiOs. Is almost 2 dollars now, at the dollar store. There’s still a dollar 30 something at Walmart, but I don’t know. It’s just like, dang it really happened. Like after uh, 2022.

It got really stupid.

I don’t know by the time I post this like edit it and post it and everything. It’ll probably be time to go get my son.

A spider or a crab.

Oh, it’s like a

I guess it’s a spider, but I think it would be cooler if it was a crab. Maybe it is, I can’t tell and I’m not going to ask.

Go.

I’m not going to directly ask the lady, that parked next to me. If this glass thing hanging down off her rear rearview mirror Is a is a crab or a spider.

Ha, it looks like a like a tarantula though. That’s what it. Yeah. Maybe she’s into that. Maybe she’s into spiders, maybe she has pet tarantulas.

She has a high visibility jacket on. I don’t know, that’s a fucking like a Dodge Charger or something like a tomato red. Yeah, I don’t know. She could hear everything I was saying too. That’s why It’s so funny.

I’m so weird.

Oh, she was from Calhoun County. Yeah. You can tell uh because on an Alabama they have the numbers I guess Most states have the county name printed on the tag like Georgia does or Tennessee. It tells you the county they’re from. But in Alabama, it uses numbers. Part of the tag number. The first 2 numbers.

I’m from Marshall County. So, the number the tag number would be like 50. It’ll begin with 50 and eighty AA County where it’s just where I’m at now, at AA County.

Etawah. Yeah, it’s close enough County. It’s uh, it begins with a 31 And then Calhoun County, which is the next County down south of here is 11.

Madison County, it’s, which is where I live now is 47, which is on. That’s what’s on my tag. Then you have people who have the, uh, the God Bless Alabama tags. I think that’s what it is. So you can’t tell what county they’re from. Here’s a 13 County tag and that’s a Cherokee County. That’s where my mom’s from. Where my mom’s family is from. So,

Uh, I have several of those memorized but there are 67, counties.

So, I don’t know which all of them go to where

But it’s it’s like the first few, It’s Kind of a Funny system the first like 3 are based on population or something at the time I don’t remember. And then the rest of them are in alphabetical order. I think the first 1 is, uh, Jefferson County. Because of Birmingham, and then it’s mobile is, uh,

2. And then Baldwin County is 3. Am I doing? Am I is that? God am I going to have to look this shit up? I know I’m going to like another 5,000 word blog post that 5 people will read. Haha. I was thinking though like as far as like posterity the the biggest record of my existence on the internet like of what’s in my head and stuff is in this blog. It’s like you know when I pass from this world or something

Or you know, whatever. However, that I have no idea, right? I don’t know anything. Okay. But um,

This blog is going to be probably. Of all the things it will contain, the most information about me. Yeah and stuff. And maybe my Facebook page. Which I should probably link to. I should put a Links Page and be like, here’s my Facebook and there’s my Instagram and there’s my fucking

YouTube and then my SoundCloud I got like 4 or 5 SoundClouds.

And then, then everything will be here in 1 place.

You know. Oh anyways, the counties

I should do a vlog. Yeah, a video blog.

Okay, here it is.

Oh, I was wait.

Jefferson County’s number 1. Mobile county is number 2.

What was 3?

Montgomery County. Okay, yeah. So I guess

Then the Then the rest of them are

Uh, in alphabetical order.

Okay, it is after the population centers, okay? Which is I don’t know what’s the word antiquated. Yeah, because huntsville’s the biggest city in Alabama, now.

My ex-wife just texted me about getting to the church and to make sure That I let.

The kids mom who the party is for and. Let her know when I’m here, and then not just disappear. I guess so she won’t freak out. Yeah, that’s okay. That’s a yeah, a reasonable request. Haha Gosh. What else do I have to say? I’m gonna have to go in to Walmart and use the restroom.

Clean out my back seat a little bit. I got most of everything out of the front.

I really want. I really want to get.

Lunch. But I can’t I need to wait until I get the kids and I really, really, really want to take them to Chattanooga. I don’t want to take them to Hoover. But we’ll see about the weather. It ought to be fine either way, huh?

I don’t know. Hahaha. Thank you, please.