SATURDAY NIGHT

8:46 PM

Let’s make another post. It is Saturday night and I’m hanging out with the kids at the, um,

Holiday Inn Express. Isn’t that what this is?

I don’t know. But Family Guy is on. And uh, you know, I don’t watch TV really. This is the only time I ever watch TV is when we’re in the hotel rooms.

And uh, so

Hello.

I had to eat 1 of these recent comp eggs.

1 of these Reesey cup eggs, what the fuck? Yeah, I mean however you just want to pick that up. But um God I got to eat this other 1.

Very serious. Yeah, I can see that.

I,

Hey, I’m here to find and kill the monster.

God damn it. It’s picking up the TV but Anyways, I just had to eat this other 1. So now I don’t have anymore.

I don’t have any more. Yeah. Um, gosh, I don’t know.

Uh, The kids and all we especially my son helped me um set the posts for the fence to fix the fence tomorrow. They have to set overnight So they the cement can Harden.

And uh for some reason, there are cops like all around the hotel like They’re just like hanging out.

I don’t know. Maybe they’re just like, it’s Saturday night. We’re in Madison. Alabama. Yeah,

But, um, gosh, 1 of my ex-girlfriends has been in my brains all day. And, uh,

Like, we went to the dollar store this morning and the cashier had her same name And, uh, then when I had to talk to The Neighbor Next Door to go on their side of the fence to fix the post,

And she was really awesome too. She’s a creative writing teacher. But, uh, her dog. Her dog has the same name as my ex-girlfriend and then, uh,

A joke on the Family Guy. They said earlier, uh, was relatable to her and it was like, wow.

All day, huh? Yeah, I don’t know. I don’t know what it means. But she is the only 1 I would ever

Even consider the possibility of getting back with.

But I don’t know, you know, like I don’t know if she still lives where she used to, um,

I know she was the cutest little woman I ever saw.

Oh gosh. Oh my gosh that’s probably the most yeah smitten. I’ve ever been with a lady in my life. Like just you know when I first met her I was like oh my goodness. I couldn’t believe she even like

I couldn’t believe she even like, let me even in her house. Haha I was like, oh my God.

But anyways, um Yeah, that and then uh, we dug the holes. 2 of my roommates. Yeah they went I went with them to Lowe’s to get the stuff and I thought we were going to go in the store and like pick out the posts, you know, to make sure which I guess the people who loaded them up did a decent job of picking out the posts but it took forever. What we were there for, what? Like fucking 30 minutes. Yeah, like I could have dug 1 of the holes in the time that we sat there and I’m like we could and then she forgot to get

Well, it, I don’t know. She didn’t, she doesn’t communicate, like she was supposed to talk to the neighbor already too. To, um, like Make sure it was okay that I went over there and she didn’t do that and so I had to go do that which it wasn’t a big deal but I was like dang it you know I shouldn’t have to talk to anybody. But it was actually good that I did because they were super awesome.

Oh, But I had to go back into Lowe’s and get

A another bag of concrete and the like it would have taken 5 minutes to go in there and pick out 2 posts. Get 2 bags of concrete. And you know, check out and we were there for about 30 minutes, waiting on the curbside pickup stuff, which doesn’t make sense to me. It probably made a lot more sense to them. But, you know, I did that for a living for 6 years. So, it’s just like, it’s just in in any kind of and, and I treat that kind of stuff that I do for my roommate, which I’ve done a lot of stuff for the boss lady roommate. I don’t treat that as like, you know, just a fun Saturday afternoon. It was it’s work. It’s a job and inefficiency and a job in the context of any kind of job. Stresses me out. Yeah, because It’s like it’s a waste, you know, and I got the kids, like we have shit to do, Haha

But anyways, it’s fine. It’s not like I’m getting paid for it though. Yeah, but I still treat it as a job.

Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, but I mean it’s okay. I’m not like it’s not that big of a deal. I got everything. I got to cut some of the posts off of the Chainsaw that was a hoot.

Yeah. And my roommate told me, you know, like next time the kids come We can stay at the house, like I just, I don’t know. She seemed like she really wanted us to just stay at the house next time.

Um because I do feel a little bit like we impose because we are so much but she’s like y’all aren’t, it’s okay. And then I thought, you know, I probably get on her nerves, the least of any of the other roommates like cuz her and like the 1 who took me back and forth to work, they’ve had a lot of ins and outs. And, I don’t understand any of that because it’s like,

Just just just drama. Yeah, for its own sake. It’s like a lot of time. It’s all I. I can’t put into words how ridiculous The 1 who took me back and forth to work like I couldn’t believe it, how ridiculous. She acted 90% of the time. It was like she was like a character in a fucking book or something or a cartoon like like wow, like people like this really do exist. Yeah, on planet Earth.

But my daughter is dying her hair in the bathroom. I don’t know if I mentioned that already.

I didn’t I didn’t in this particular post, uh, attempt.

Oh, Wow.

1 top.

Looks nice 1.

Okay.

My daughter is shutting her curtain is the police still out there?

Didn’t even look.

Later, after

Okay, well, I guess we’re going to go back out here probably in an hour or 2 and getting at rudz.

Getting that kadana, Ringoes.

Maca. Donna rudos.

M dogs. Yeah, I’m gonna set.

McDonald’s.

Yep.

I’m just gonna put up 30 minutes, that’s not my permanent condition or basic like chemical base. Might kill my hair. Okay. Well okay. My daughter, just set a timer.

For 30 minutes at 8:27 is time. Are you scared? Yeah, cuz it’s It’s a knot. Semi-permanent permanent. Oh it changes the structure of my hair for both of you. Oh wow. It’s like a whole thing changes. The structure of her hair to burn. It looks like something like that. It’s like some chemical reaction. That makes a burn. Oh it makes B. See any color huh? Burgundy. Yeah.

I’m in a match right now.

It’s picking up what my kids say.

You don’t.

Well, earlier, I was um, wanting to go out and get Texas Roadhouse. I wanted to get a steak and then I I’ve got the stuff, I was going to get my son a barbecue chicken sandwich without barbecue sauce and all the stuff on it and uh I got to the checkout. It was all going to be like 50 dollars and I thought, you know,

I’ve spent a lot of money already, so probably not but we will get me McDonald’s later.

I used to go to that McDonald’s. Um,

With the ex-girlfriend that I just mentioned. I don’t know, just, just been like that and, uh, Reesey cook eggs Easter eggs, but that has been that has been the, theme for Today uh, Reese’s cup. Yeah, Easter eggs.

And woman number 4 that has been the theme today for me, hahaha

But I can’t like I’m not going to you know, I’m going to have to run into her out somewhere. I can’t like message her or send her friend requests or anything. I accidentally got it.

My daughter, just got it in a cut in her hand and it’s afraid. Hey, I don’t know what else to say though, because we were having fun, and I’m going to, I had a good night’s sleep last night and I’m hanging out and I took a nap. And we went to Second and Charles. And uh and my son got an action figure oh my God and everybody is just Hanging out. This is ammonia free and it’s ammonia free hair dye. What it means. That means there’s no ammonia in it. You can’t get them over.

I’m not the biggest Family Guy fan in the world. You can totally turn it to something else, that’s like dogs.

My daughter hates Family Guy and my son likes it and I like it. Okay. I I like

And American dads, just milking out Family Guy, that’s what my daughter says.

I wish I had a girlfriend. And the ex girlfriend has been in my brains wll fucking day. It’s weird. It’s like

What is this? I haven’t seen her in almost 7 years. Yeah.

Well anyways, I don’t know what else to say. We are having a good time though.

Thank you, please.