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Well.

Dang, I’m just driving to work.

Oh my goodness. Fantastic news though. Yeah, like yesterday that was horrible. Oh, I’m just going to leave that up as a testament to

What pretty much summed up yesterday. For me Yeah, and I’ll I’ll I’ll elaborate on that later

But uh, the roommate chick. The new 1, she’s moving out and I figured Haha. Yeah, I figured that that wouldn’t last long I mean after I got to know her a little bit, I realized it wasn’t. That wasn’t going to last. Long at all. And I’m glad. She was moving some of her uh, stuff out. Um, earlier, before I got ready. To go to work.

And I looked out and she had a lot of her plants. Like stacked up outside and I thought, yay.

What a fucking piece of trash. I’m glad she’s fucking gone. I’m glad she’s leaving. Oh my uh, the boss lady roommate. She made a post Last week about how uh she had a room available, a large room available and I thought she was talking about the downstairs like where the roommate who took me back and forth to work, uh her old room.

But I was kind of hoping because she said available next week which is, you know, next week. I guess she made a post earlier this week. Yeah, it’s Friday. It’s still the same week. Hahaha.

Um, but she had made a post about. Yeah, she had a larger room available. And I thought,

You know, if it’s available next week, that means maybe that means it’s her room and she’s moving out and God, the whole upstairs stinks so awful like fucking dogs. And incense like musty. Fucking nasty dogs. It’s not like you know like my roommates dogs. The other 2 roommates like their dogs are they don’t smell like musty fucking asshole. Dogs like these dogs are nasty and that’s a nasty fucking chick too. And it’s weird because she is so cute.

God she’s so cute but she does. She reminds me of my friend Natalie? I know I’ve said that a billion times. Uh you know, Nat Natalie is pretty nasty too. Yeah. Like like stinky nasty like you, you know, like you see her and and it’s like hey and then you get up to her you know a little bit and you realize how gross she is and it’s It’s kind of weird. Yeah.

Well, this girl’s nasty Natalie is was she’s nasty in like a like a backwoods redneck way. And this chick’s nasty like a hippie. Yeah. Like, oh my God, like her room literally and I’m not 1 to talk because I’m not, you know, I’m a big crazy slob too. But like her room gags me. Yeah, like the, the musty fucking thick.

Shitty ass incense and fucking dog musty. I, I can’t use that word enough, right? Oh my God, but she’s moving out. Right. Oh my God. Oh my God.

And that makes me happy. I actually, I’ve been in a really uh, really good mood. Really good mood today. Uh, after I woke up and and saw her moving a bunch of crap out with this dude. I thought, man.

Thank you.

I hope I never see her again.

Fucking skank. Jesus Christ.

So anyways, though, what happened yesterday, uh, there was this chick

Um who she pops up on my Instagram all the time. I work with. Yeah, I know it’s just stupid. Um but I saw her at the gas station of all places and times like At like 4:30. I was uh, I got around early as shit yesterday because I was sad. I was so sad yesterday.

But anyways, this chick pops up on my Instagram all the time. And she’s really really beautiful. Like she’s even more beautiful. In person. Oh my God. Oh my fucking God. She is and I haven’t seen her in a month or so and she dyed her hair. Red. And it was like, Oh my God, I saw her and I was like, man. Who is that? You know, I didn’t recognize her at first. Oh, because she works a few lines down from me.

It also kind of reminds me of this other chick at Honda that I’ve never talked about in this blog. Uh that wasn’t Brittany. It was another chick. There was another lady who drove me crazy at Honda, Named Emily. Well, that’s the same name as this girl, too, and uh, it’s kind of funny

Shit, what was I what was I anyways? Yeah I just I saw her but I like I couldn’t bring myself to talk to her. I just, I don’t know. I was so like she was so fucking, like, beautiful, like, like breathtaking. Like, I was dumbfounded. How fucking, oh my god. When, when you see her on the line and she’s got her hat on, you know, and she’s got like the sleeves on. And she’s she just looks like a factory worker girl, you know, but like she still has, she had her work uniform on, but she had her hair down, and all this shit. And it was like, Well, I can’t put into words. How beautiful this? This chick is. I mean, it’s oh my God. And she was at the self checkout and I was uh, because I was paying with cash. I was at the regular checkout. And I looked over there and I saw like, shit that’s her. You know what? Because I saw the tattoo she has really distinctive tattoos. And I just I couldn’t bring myself to say anything. I was like oh my God, I’m just well, you know, I’m not she’ll just walk out, you know, the exit. Uh, and it won’t even, you know, I’ll just pretend like I didn’t notice her and it won’t even matter. Well, that’s not what happened. She goes, she could of all the places she could have walked, and she did this on purpose, she walked right in front of me in line, I’m in line and she like Cuts in front of me in line and I couldn’t even talk. I was so fucking. Oh my God. I was so dumb struck. Is that the word? Dumbfounded. Awe struck. I was so fucking just Oh my God, I was speechless. And I couldn’t even say I couldn’t even tell her. That her hair looked nice. God, I wished I would have And that’s what it was. That triggered the fucking episode. Where I wanted to die for like God, it probably lasted the next

4 or 5 hours. yeah, I was in rough shape. And when I went into the plant I came back out like I went to the gym and everything.

And, uh, then I went to the admin building to use the restroom because it is Cleaner in there. Because they are cleaner in there. Yes. And, uh, I go back in the plant and I, I see her walk in AC, the main line, uh, the main See her walking across. Yeah, the main like

Street. I don’t know. You can’t. What the fuck is wrong with my brain?

Into the the other side of the plants bathrooms. Yeah, I see her walk across like the big main like, uh, pathway. I guess where the fucking tuggers go and I caught a glimpse of her like the, the, like, just for a second. And I thought crap. There She is. I don’t know, it’s just If, if I go down the cuz she works down like the other half the other side of the uh, not the other. Oh, I’m so fucking stupid at, like, I’m over complicating this explanation. Anyways, I saw her last night, a couple more times and uh, I actually went down to where her line was. When I went to the restroom. I guess. It was the second quarter. Yeah. Uh, I went down there and I saw her and like she noticed me but she didn’t look at me and I was like, well, you know, And then the shity crappy feeling finally went away. Yeah, so it’s like, but that’s what happened. I was already depressed. And it’s like, you know why send me this? Because the whole way up here to work, I was like, man. I wish I had a girlfriend so bad like so fucking, bad. And then, you know, Blam! there she goes. Walking right in front of me. I mean, she is so fucking beautiful.

There’s not any other check. The gym. Girl is like the only other chick I can compare her to Yeah. Like oh my gosh, she’s that beautiful.

And um, Anyways.

You know, and I couldn’t even say anything to her and it’s like, you know, why would you do this to me Universe? Like, you know, like me wanting a girlfriend. I was already depressed as fuck yesterday. My sinuses were bothering me. Like my ears are stopped up. They’re fine today. I feel fine today. I actually feel kind of great today.

Yeah, I just ate a bunch of sushi, from Sam’s Club.

And it was cheap and delicious and they give you a lot of it. If you get the California roll. You get like,

Oh, it’s huge. It’s like

I don’t know, 18 know there’s more pieces than that.

Oh okay, it’s 15 pieces.

But it’s like, you know, it’s huge. Compared to like what you would get at Publix or anything, and it’s 8 dollars.

But um, Holy shit, you know?

I mean she’s perfect and she walked right in front of me and I couldn’t even I couldn’t even say anything, you know. And I felt Like the biggest. Oh, it just it, it does that to me, there’s only a handful of girls who’ve ever had that effect on me. Like, if I didn’t talk to them, it made me want to die. Not just like, oh, I just want to die. I mean, like It took all the effort I could summon not to go blow my fucking brains out with a shotgun. Like I had to like I had to go to the gym and fucking, you know, I was I just I I don’t know why the universe would do that to me, you know, and then make me unable to say anything because she’s so beautiful.

So, it’s like, Yeah, I was I was really I guess reeling from that for hours and and finally you know it got better. Yeah, it finally got better. But uh,

Holy shit. Oh my God. What a beautiful.

Insanely beautiful lady. Yeah. I just, I don’t know and then I had my daughter. Look at her. Uh, I was like, look at the. What do you think about this chick? I showed her the Instagram? My daughter was like, Dad, she’s like way too young. For you. She’s in her early twenties but it’s still, you know, my daughter was Like you don’t need to date. Ladies under 30 dad. You know, she kind of put me in my place about it too and it made me feel better. Yeah, it made me feel better.

Ha ha ha ha.

But um, yeah, I don’t know. That’s what it was though. It was all because of some chick and that’s what happened helmet. Girl did the same thing to me and she works in the same line that helmet girl. Does I think that or part of the same like, uh, line now? Like I have a line. I don’t know how many people

4:58 PM
It’s like, 20 people or something. Uh, I think they’re on the same, she’s on the same line, as Helmet girl, Yeah helmet girl but helmet girl works offline. Some offline processing. Some offline process. Yes.

Jesus Christ. But that’s uh, that’s what happened to me yesterday.

Who else did that to me? This chick named Paige. Uh from the chicken plant a couple years ago. Had that effect on me that Emily girl from Honda who I mentioned earlier. Had that effect on me and Brittany had that effect on me and that’s about it. Nothing like the gym girl doesn’t even make me want to kill myself when I don’t say anything her, you know, and I didn’t ignore that lady yesterday. I just could not Talk. She was so beautiful. It made me fucking stupid.

Yep, and it’s like, there’s no way. But yeah, there is probably if I would have talked to her, you know, and I mean it made me feel like such a piece of shit because, you know, it was like why? Would you? You know, I’m already depressed. You know, like why would you fucking do this? To me? You know, like I mean, you know, it’s 1 thing to to to send her my way but it’s another thing to make me unable. I couldn’t control it. I just could not say anything. I was that fucking I was like paralyzed with uh, I was, I was Spellbound. I was fucking uh, Yeah.

I was. Fucking retarded. She’s that beautiful.

And my check engine light’s on and I don’t want that. I don’t like it. Yeah.

No, but I’m almost to work. I’m pulling into the parking lot and I’m going to edit the crap out of this because it doesn’t look like it made a lot of sense.

But it I don’t know. I just had to get that out I guess I guess I’m happy because the new roommate girl is moving out. And I hope that God please God. Please. Please please. Please please. Please. Please. Please. Please please. Please. Please, please let the next roommate. Be like a decent person. Yeah, just a a a a great. Honest, decent person who isn’t full of shit. And, Like, I have no idea.

Oh my God. Yeah I looked her up like I looked at her Facebook earlier just to see if she had posted anything about anything and I can’t even look at like her promo picture, she’s a musician, she’s a local musician. I mean she’s not like that great or anything but she plays out at some fucking places regularly and uh like her promotional like pictures and stuff like after getting to know her which there’s not a lot to know about her, you know. She’s just a fucking She’s a tramp was what she is. I know I sound like like an old lady. You know, a judgmental old church lady saying that But uh,

That’s all she is, is it? And she, you know, she’s really cute and she plays guitar and sings and she has a really pretty voice but it’s nothing original or unique sounding. And she sounds like all the other girls around here.

But uh, Anyways.

Well, there’s a dude.

Beardo.

I think I’ll park right here.

Oh my God. Okay, okay. Okay, I’m at work. I don’t really feel like there’s any sense in Continuing.

To talk about.

Somebody. Oh shit.

That was a, a little further than I thought.

Yeah, I don’t see any sense in continuing to talk about somebody. I hopefully I don’t know that I’ll ever see her again I say like I won’t ever see her again but I might but like I won’t have to live with her anymore. I don’t have to deal with her on a regular basis anymore and that

That makes me happy!

Thank you, please.

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