SATURDAY NIGHT OMFG

10:13 PMWell, hello. It’s Saturday night and I’m hanging out. And my kids are going off. Oh, They’re squeaking. And screeching. And it’s not a word if you put them together. Haha. But we are Saturday night and uh, Hotel. We its It is, we are having a Saturday night in the hotel room. We […]

SATURDAY NIGHT

9:18 PMOh my goodness, I did Hello. Yeah, almost Just made a 6600 word post but, uh, No. It could have been my longest post ever. Haha But um, I just decided that was too much crap. It just wasn’t. I couldn’t even follow it myself. I was like, what the hell is wrong with […]

SUNDAY MORNING AGAIN

8:15 AMWhat am I doing? Well, it’s later. On Sunday morning. And, I’m waiting on my kids to wake up. This is what I’m doing. I need to go back to Lowe’s and get 1 more thing. It’s funny. How like I’ll get it all in my head. And then I’ll go to the store […]

SUNDAY MORNING

3:50 AMOh my goodness. It’s uh, It’s early. I haven’t had a lot of sleep. I haven’t. I got the kids, they’re asleep. And so, I decided I would come out here to the garage. 1 of my roommates friends is here. Um, I guess pet sitting, but she she came in about 2:00. This […]

SUNDAY

3:20 PMWell, I’m just hanging out in the living room with the kids. And we’re watching. Don’t hug me, I’m scared. It’s about time to go get more food. My daughter is making. Bracelets for herself. Played with a kitten. Played with a kitten yesterday all day yesterday. I should probably stop drinking this green […]

THURSDAY

10:52 AM A damn cigar in here. Yeah, that’s right. I left a almost a whole cigar in my storage unit. I guess, from the last time I was here Or something. When’s the last time I was here. And did music and stuff. Gosh, that would have to have been like January. Yeah. Late […]

SATURDAY

12:07 PMWell. I am hanging out in the hotel room with the kids. That’s what I’m doing, my son He’s looking at me, like, I’m retarded. He has earbuds in, he claims. I do, you can see them. Yeah, he says we went to Bucky’s last night because that was the only thing that I […]

THURSDAY MORNING

5:30 AMOh, the crud. Oh my lungs. Ha ha ha. No, it sucks though. It’s like I don’t feel crappy or anything. I mean, I kind of do but it’s just like Might be because I quit smoking. Doesn’t that happen? If you smoke for a while like a long time, like I have like […]

THURSDAY EVENING

7:12 PMWell. I said, Hell, Yeah, I booked The hotel for our fourth of July Adventure. It’s going to be like this big crazy thing all weekend and that’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to have a lot of fun. I thought I heard a knock at the door, but I think that […]

SATURDAY NI G HT

9:47 PMYep. It’s Saturday night. I’m just hanging out in my room. Still. Still got gnats. I’m just glad that I didn’t buy a whole bunch of wine like a jug. Ha. Ha, ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha ha. Ha. Ha ha ha. Yay. Ha. Oh, it had a lot of marks up there. […]

T U E S D AY

6:15 PMHello. Chomp. Chomp. Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp. Yep. That’s what I’m doing. I ate. Well, I’m eating these Texas barbecue. Brisket Pringles. And they don’t look or taste anything. Like I expected them to They just taste like potato chips. Haha It’s not bad. It’s just […]